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Dog Jokes

Have you heard these dog jokes?

Q: What is a dog's favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!

OK, Yorkie lovers get it.

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Sign on a doggie T-shirt" "Beware of my owner!"


You just might be a "crazy dog person" if:

1) You love that fetch game where you throw the ball and then you go get it

2) You organize your life around your dog's schedule

3) You have gotten down on your knees to pretend to eat the food in the dog bowl that your dog isn't interested in

4) You know exactly what your dog is thinking


Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!


Dog Story

- By Someone's Mom

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neighborhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopped beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.


Q: Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?

A: He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.


Q: Why did the dog saying "Meow"?

A: He was trying to learn another language.


We never said they were "good" dog jokes....

Boxer dog jok

Q: How many greyhounds does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It won't happen. No one cares because nothing is moving.

(Greyhound owners get it...)

Visit these links for serious information on how to use dog humor and quotes to market your pet business:

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